theCollectiveUs

In the near future at least.

1. Mass Effect  (X360)- BORING. BORING BORING BORING.
2. Sonic and the Secret Rings (Wii)- Repetitive, boring. BORING BORING BORING.
3. Orange Box (X360)- Portal’s fun but motion sickness.
4. Kingdom Hearts (ps2)- Motion sickness; lost track of story; too lazy to set up ps2.
5. Final Fantasy X (ps2)- X2 bored me so much I’m still traumatized.
6. Dynasty Warriors 3 (ps2)- Can’t remember why I bought this.
7. Marc Ecko’s Getting Up (Xbox)- BORING. STUPID. BORING. Didn’t buy this.
8. The Simpsons Game (X360) – Motion sickness. Camera sucks.
9. State of Emergency (ps2)- Too lazy to set up ps2, lost track of controls.
10. Need for Speed Carbon (Wii) – Controls suck. Boring. BORING. BORING BORING. Didn’t buy this either.
11. Asphalt 2 (DS) – Screen’s too small. Too lazy to squint. Don’t like racing on DS. Didn’t buy this as well.
12. RAW 2 (Xbox) – Don’t like wrestling games. Stupid. And boring. Not my game and don’t know why it’s with me.
13. LOTR Battle for Middle Earth 2 (PC) – Don’t have a PC.  Can’t play.
14. Spore (Mac) – BORING. BORING STUPID AND BORING.
15. Magic Taizen (DS) – Can’t read Japanese. Can’t play.
16. Ecolis (DS) – Can’t read Japanese. Can’t read menu. Can’t play.
17. Neverwinter Nights (PC) – Don’t have a PC. Looks ugly in any case.
18. Black and White (PC) – Don’t have PC.
19. Final Fantasy VIII (psOne) – Can’t remember why I bought this. Boring. And stupid. And sappy. Makes me want to turn lesbian just so I don’t end up with a mopey boyfriend.
20. FF Anthology (psOne) – X2 ruined my affinity for FF games. Thanks, stupid whiney girls who prance around in very little clothes. Changed my mind about the lesbian bit above too.

§ 4 Responses to “Twenty Games On My Shelf That I’m Unlikely To Play”

• Subby says:

  January 21, 2009 at 2:30 pm

  Wanna lend me your LOTR? Or if you want to part with it, you can sell me at really discounted price. =p
• admin says:

  January 23, 2009 at 5:18 pm

  My bfme2 is the coll ed one. I sell you $40 you want? Or swap with 360/wii games can also. I don’t have a pc.
• admin says:

  January 23, 2009 at 5:18 pm

  Oh it’s shrink wrapped, brand new. haven’t opened yet.
• Subby says:

  January 24, 2009 at 2:45 am

  Wow.. why do you get games and leave them on shelves all still shrinked wrapped? I don’t have 360/wii games.. =( I’d think about it, maybe after CNY with more $