Gee, Where Did Everything Go?
January 1, 2009 | Category: Things I Find Funny
Because I feel like it, I’ve deleted everything and am starting afresh. As my whims and fancies dictate for the moment, I shall endeavor to post only on a select few topics on this blog, the ones that I can think of are -
1) Unicycling
2) Juggling
3) Running
4) Pretty Pictures
5) Things I Find Funny
6) Videogames
And now for the first snippet that falls under number 5 is…
The dude with the unfortunate name happens to be an American gymnast and Olympic gold medalist. According to Wiki and I need to quote this -
“Gaylord invented techniques performed on the horizontal bar: the “Gaylord Flip” and the “Gaylord II” are still performed by gymnasts today.”
I can only imagine conversations like these:
At a bar – “Hi, I’m Gaylord and I’m a gymnast.”
At the locker room of any gym – ” Yeah, I’m Gaylord and I can show you the Gaylord Flip.”
Sorry, I know it’s rude but it’s like how you laughed at that kid you went to school with who was called Dildo. What? That wasn’t you?
True story though – on my vacation in Hong Kong, the cashier at a eating joint had a nametag that read ‘Hymen’. I’d love to see his girlfriend introduce him to her folks.
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The writer spent $7000 on braces to get straight teeth. That's why you're looking at them now.
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on January 6th, 2009Hi
Thats the second time you have cleaned up your site..
I know the first time was a mistake and as you have said this time you wanted to start new,It doesnt have anything to do with you web provider?
not provider enough space,or something??
Anyway nice to have you back.
Happy new year!!
admin
on January 7th, 2009Actually the reason now’s to do with all those spam and viruses I keep getting on my account. My wordpress install got hacked and I’ve tried for months to get rid of the virus w/o success.
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on January 7th, 2009Yeah spam is a really pest with wp,I haven’t had any problems after installing the “Akismet plugin”,its a must to keep out the bad.
Try it here
http://akismet.com
Good Luck.