Apparently I chipped my tooth between 8 and 17 January.
And I can’t figure out how and when.
I do recall that there were 2 days when I woke up with a very bad toothache on a front tooth which I blamed on my retainers. It was bad enough that I didn’t wear my retainers for the next 2 days. That kind of falls within the time frame but it STILL DOES NOT EXPLAIN how I chipped the tooth.
I THINK SOMEONE’S WHACKING ME IN THE FACE WHILE I’M ASLEEP.
I think you should update that picture of you in the top right, you know the one without any cracked teeth?? False advertising! (or something)
Hey, I paid $7k. Least I could do is to bask in past glory right?
I’m very upset though. I haven’t even got my braces off for a full year yet!!!
I swear neither me or the 6 bottles of wine had anything to do with it!
LIAR. YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!