Guess What Came in the Mail

January 5th, 2009

SLACKLINE. WHOOOT! For the uninitiated, think of a slackline as a tightrope trampoline.

It’s terribly exciting stuff and I’m quite impressed at the speed and INSANELY LOW COST of Scandinavean postage. I sped past the tutorials and some YouTube vids which made the sport look insanely fun.


For one

Then I was promptly brought back to reality.

What the Internet Shows: People jumping around with ease
Reality: My standing on the rope on a spot for all of 5 seconds MAX.

What the Internet Shows: Effortless tightening of line
Reality: My struggling with which way forward and how do I protect the sewn areas - oh crap I kinked a thread and it’s unravelling.

And most importantly though,

What the Internet Shows: Trees
Reality: WHAT TREES? My line wasn’t long enough to span the basketball court and I ended up securing the line to a park bench and the stair rail. Diagonally. Which made my line slip.

Of Fours and Fives

January 4th, 2009

I’m starting to believe that my crappy balls are the cause for my failure to master 5 ball juggling. While I can get about 10-15 catches rather regularly, my success rate for flashing 5 is about 50%. I’ve a bit of a strategy going for my juggling practise - I’m practising balls at home and flashier objects outdoors.

Today’s accomplishments are as follows -

  • Proficient 2 clubs in right hand
  • 80% success 2 clubs in left hand
  • 3 catches of 4 clubs synchronous
  • 3 club chops
  • Continuous single-spin half-shower on right, clubs
  • 80% non-continuous double-spin half-shower on right, clubs
  • 25% under-leg right, 3 clubs
  • 3 to 2-in-a-hand clubs

My club handles are starting to feel a little soggy - I have sweaty palms - and I realise that one of my clubs is not the same as the other 3 so it spins a little odd. Oh well.

While juggling clubs and hopping around like a nutcase at the park, some kids with dad in tow came by to watch. The kids asked to play with the clubs and I took the chance to (attempt to) promote juggling to the dad.

Worst. Sales. Pitch. Ever.

I need to work on spontaneous oratorical skills.

Happy Happy Joy Joy

January 2nd, 2009

Because I couldn’t sleep at 3am this morning, I bought 6 juggling rings and 5 clubs from Mr Babache. I can’t wait for them and my new slackline.

Feeling mighty inspired, I headed down to the park after dinner for some juggling. It wasn’t a very fruitful session although I did manage to get some catches of a 4-ball under hand and some catches juggling clubs with my eyes closed. I did however, mentally listed the things I cannot do which include

  • 4-club juggling
  • Rubenstein’s in the dark
  • Under the leg throws because there’s something wrong with my shoulder
  • 5-ball casade
  • Continuous half-shower with clubs
  • Behind the back with clubs
  • 3-in-a-hand
  • Behind-the-back continuous throws

I’m not even going to list the stuff that I don’t know how to try doing. For now, I’m going to blame it on the props I’m using - my juggling balls fell in a puddle, then sand on my FIRST throws and became icky to catch and my clubs are quite hopeless.

Now, once I get my new props, oh ho ho, I’m gonna be AWESOME. Either that or I’ll find some other scapegoat to blame.

Gee, Where Did Everything Go?

January 1st, 2009

Because I feel like it, I’ve deleted everything and am starting afresh. As my whims and fancies dictate for the moment, I shall endeavor to post only on a select few topics on this blog, the ones that I can think of are -

1) Unicycling

2) Juggling

3) Running

4) Pretty Pictures

5) Things I Find Funny

6) Videogames

And now for the first snippet that falls under number 5 is…

Mitch Gaylord

The dude with the unfortunate name happens to be an American gymnast and Olympic gold medalist. According to Wiki and I need to quote this -

“Gaylord invented techniques performed on the horizontal bar: the “Gaylord Flip” and the “Gaylord II” are still performed by gymnasts today.”

I can only imagine conversations like these:

At a bar - “Hi, I’m Gaylord and I’m a gymnast.”

At the locker room of any gym - ” Yeah, I’m Gaylord and I can show you the Gaylord Flip.”

Sorry, I know it’s rude but it’s like how you laughed at that kid you went to school with who was called Dildo. What? That wasn’t you?

True story though - on my vacation in Hong Kong, the cashier at a eating joint had a nametag that read ‘Hymen’. I’d love to see his girlfriend introduce him to her folks.